No Such Movie Called The Reservoir Dogs Exists, Fucker

June 25, 2006

Do not add a “the” into a movie’s title under any circumstances, save for one: You want to be exactly sure why I think you’re a ridiculous schemp so you choose the form that the destructor will take — that of a ranting pedantic spaz. (Many Zuuls will know what it is to be nit-picked by an obnoxious geek that day, I can tell you.)

Other titles that suggest you’re an idiot:

The Fight Club
The Braveheart
The Robocop
The Gladiator
The Ghost Dog
The Dark City
The One Flew Over the Cuckoo’s Nest
The From Hell


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