Archive for April, 2005


April 29, 2005

Having just now looked at the comments on my livejournal and finding an easy syndication solution, I’m making this short post just to see if it’s worked. So, naturally, here’s a couple dozen cartoons of rabbits committing suicide. These are really pretty wonderful, and thanks go to Bri-Bri for pointing them out to me. What’s your favorite bunny suicide?

Noise: The Mountain Goats, “Collapsing Stars”


April 24, 2005

Most days I don’t ever see an eight-foot long, day-glo yellow python. Every once in a while, though, today rolls along.


Evidence of Geekery: Exhibit H

April 14, 2005

The other day, I rediscovered my copy of M.H. Abrams’ A Glossary of Literary Terms on a shelf in my home. I love that about the shelves in my house. I have all sorts of rad books left over from classes and brief flings with odd subjects over the years. Anyway, Abrahms’ Glossary is the book I’ve been carrying around with me lately, and I’m absolutely loving it.

Naom Chomsky in Syntactic Structures (1951) initiated what is known as “generative-transformational grammar.” Chomsky’s persistent emphasis is on the central feature he calls “creativity” in language–the fact that a competent native speaker can produce a meaningful sentence which has no exact precedent in the speaker’s earlier linguistic experience, as well as the fact that competent auditors can understand the sentence immediately, though it is equally new to them. …

That’s excellent. (“It was on the tip of everyone’s tongue; Tyler and I just gave it a name.”) I’ll have to track down a copy of that book. Now, go back and look at that quote again. Was this idea really not explored or given a name until 1951? Ah, Chomsky.

Moving on:

Fabliau. The medieval fabliau was a short comic or satiric tale in verse dealing realistically with middle-class or lower-class characters and delighting in the ribald; its favorite theme is the cuckholding of a stupid husband. (Professor Douglas Bush neatly characterized the type as “a short story that is broader than it is long.”) Chaucer … wrote one of the best fabliaux, the hilarious “Miller’s Tale.”

See also: the sitcom. More implications that the claim of the sitcom’s death is silly. We may have to change our definitions of “alive,” but it’s certainly not dead. The trouble with the state of the modern sitcom is tied to the expectation of newness. Networks like NBC place a great deal of emphasis on an episode’s freshness; remember the “Hey, it’s new to you!” slogan? Notce how often you hear the phrase “all new” while watching network TV? Traditionally, audiences tune in to new episodes of a show but pass over re-runs that they’ve seen already. That’s a guiding principle of network programming, isn’t it?

The networks are continuing to operate on the assumption that what audiences want are new sitcoms, but we’re seeing evidence now that freshness isn’t that important, but quality is. Syndicated repeats of favorite shows are making good money for the likes of TNT and TBS. Genuinely good and fondly remembered TV shows are both making money on DVD.* It seems to me that new concepts for sitcoms are less important than great casting, chemistry, timing, jokes and timing and jokes. Let’s everyone make peace with the fact that the sitcom, as an entertainment form, isn’t going to redefine itself for every television-watching generation, because we don’t really want it to, anyway. We want it to be funny, romantic (or romanticized) and comfortable. Tweak the form all you want with title cards between acts (Frasier), no laugh tracks (Scrubs) or deadpan narration (Arrested Development) if you want, but the play’s the thing, Peacock. Remember that.

*(That sentence uses hypozeugma — the shared clause of two equally valued dependent phrases is placed at the end of the sentence — as a kind of parallelism to create an unequal contrast. In this case, the quality of the subject is separated from the manner of its regard to imply that shows which are fondly remembered may not be any good. The West Wing is genuinely good, Alf is fondly remembered and both are available on DVD. I really like language and I really like television.)


Quick Updates

April 8, 2005

1. The new Warhammer Fantasy Roleplay book (and, by extension, I imagine the game itself) is excellent. Simple, colorful, exciting and enticing. I’m eager to play it.

2. I’m going to Macon, GA this weekend for some game-related demos and seminars. Macon was the home of the main Confederate arsenal during the end of the Civil War, but Gen. Sherman’s “March to the Sea” skipped it altogether. Back in the day, train cars full of Confederate dead would be unloaded from the track’s near Macon’s Rose Hill Cemetery… without stopping the train.

3. I have not purchased The Art of Star Wars: Revenge of the Sith, The West Wing: Season Four on DVD or tickets to Sin City. I’m just too busy with numerous books, conventions and other (as yet unannounced) projects. Also, the dog’s in classes now and the mother-in-law was just here, and these things take time and money.

That is all.